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Topic: Us Today

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  US    Us I  
  E J U    US News  
  State U    Us Home  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
People talk about their ..:Tattoo
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):CEO,  Interior decorator,  Banker
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Astrology,  Photography
Likes to wear:Business suits
Medical note(s):Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Finding a job
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

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Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Today is a busy day for all us CPU freaks as almost all the major sites have reviews of the Intel 750 or higher.
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Mark Harris,
Priest

Today He is still calling us to cease fighting with one another and to unite in Christ against our common enemies.
 
 
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