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Topic: Tomato

Related:
  Tomato Sauce    Green Tomato  
  Tomato Soup    Sun Dried Tomato  
  Tomato plants    Sweet Tomato  
  Tomato Growing    Fried Green Tomato  
  Tomato picture    Tomato Basil soup recipe  
  Tomato or a ROTTEN    Green Tomato Relish Recipe  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Martha Stewart,  Easter Bunny
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Cup of coffee
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite activity(s):Gardening
Favorite food(s):Anything with tomato sauce,  Pizza,  Pasta pastas
Favorite book(s):"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley
Listens to:Sugar Ray,  Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Lemonade,  Orange Juice
Favorite time of year:Thanksgiving,  Spring
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Make your tomato meat sauce with soy protein and don't let anyone know!
Tomato sauce that will keep you eating way after you are full.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Turkey, bacon, tomato, shredded lettuce and cheddar cheese wrapped in a soft tortilla with a side of 1000 island.
Cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato and served with french fries.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Roast roma tomato sauce, shaved romano.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Our homemade tomato sauce is topped with mozzarella cheese, a blend of fresh mushrooms, sliced ripe olives and feta cheese.
Grilled marinated breast of chicken topped with lettuce and tomato on a fresh baked soft bun.
Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber served with marinated beef and topped with a delicious mild Thai dressing.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Add the tomato sauce and the cumin, whichever chili powders you are using and the salt.
Serve with tomato or chilli sauce.
Tomato sauce: I used a jar of Harry's Magic Tomato Sauce that I made a while ago and had stashed in the freezer.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Eat with tomato ketchup or soy sauce.
 
 
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