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Topic: Web Tools

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web Tools from Ankord is your tools to quickly create the Internet/Intranet projects using databases of any type and tools for PHP Developers.
Web Development Tools The following links will point you to web sites that offer web publishing and graphical tools.
Our Web development tools enable Internet access to corporate data that is stored on virtually any commercial database.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Gadgets are Web tools that collectively comprise the primary functionality of the portal site.
Similar tools are now becoming available for the deployment of information systems across organizational intranets and the World Wide Web.
Gadgets are customizable web tools that implement the various pieces of the portal.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web Marketing Tools and Secrets - Offers web marketing resources for online and home business success.
Web Ranking Tools - This site has a wealth of information on how to get the best possible placement on the search engines.
This web site is just the first of many exciting new marketing tools our new partners will be developing for us.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Two key tools are qualitative research and web based research.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We are currently updating this web site to provide more tools and resources for both brokers and buyers alike.
What tools are used to power SecureWebOnline Managed Remote Web Application Testing Services?

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