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Topic: Traffic

Related:
  Traffic Light    Site Traffic  
  Web Site Traffic    Internet traffic  
  Traffic Control    Traffic Report  
  Traffic Accident    Network Traffic  
  Web Traffic    New Traffic  
  Traffic Safety    Free Traffic  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Bicycle,  Linux box
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Truck driver,  Webmaster
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite sport(s):Cycling,  Roller blading
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Spamming,  Chatting on ICQ
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast,  Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

An efficient public transportation system would not only ease traffic congestion but would protect our open space and benefit the environment.
The traffic analysis indicated that mobility improvements provided by one or two additional general purpose lanes were similar.
Increased traffic due to Town growth has strained the capacity of local roads, creating delays, vehicular hazards and pedestrian safety concerns.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

This highway will bypass the traffic congestion of Ciudad Juarez and the long commercial crossing delays at the El Paso bridges.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Access Reduce traffic congestion and improve accessibility of customers, clients, suppliers, employees and residents.
All partners are working on mobility and transport plans to reduce traffic congestion and enhance the use of public transport and options for cycling and walking.
Without improvements in the area, traffic congestion and a high accident rate will deter potential businesses and customers from traveling in this corridor.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

All local traffic and pedestrians normally using Goods Way as a through route will be diverted via Battle Bridge Road and the haul road.
The highway was busy with truck traffic as there were a number enormous lots belonging to transport companies all down the road.
Southbound traffic along Oxnard Boulevard at the junction with Wooley Road and Saviers Road will be reduced to two lanes.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Vehicular and pedestrian traffic had been steadily increasing at this intersection and throughout the Borough in general.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Sprawl, traffic congestion, and pollution threaten to make these communities less livable.
 
 
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