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Topic: Watch TV

Related:
  TV Channel    TV movie  
  TV series    TV stations  
  Satellite TV    Cable TV  
  Watching TV    TV set  
  TV VCR    TV  
  TV show  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  DVD player,  Camcorder
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control,  TV Guide
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Relax, watch TV and catch up on overnight news with a complimentary copy of USA Today.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

TVs, VCRs and DVDs Available You can relax and watch TV or your favourite video while we care for you.
If you would like to watch more than one channel at a time on multiple TVs, you will have to add more satellite receivers to your installation.
To watch two different satellite channels on different TV's at the same time, you will need a Dish 500 system and a second receiver.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Watch TV while kneeling on the floor, over a beanbag or cushions, or sit on a dining chair.
Watch TV/VCR in living room or relax with a good book in beautiful wood paneled parlour.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I don't watch TV anymore so I often don't hear about movies as soon as I once did.
I really don't watch much TV anymore, but these shows just glue me to the screen, they're great!
As for people who think we sit around all day and watch TV, I can tell you I don't have the time.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I don't watch TV much these days, but I never miss an episode of 7th heaven.
Favorite TV show: I've got a few favorite shows, but I don't watch much network TV.
I don't watch much TV, but that'll change if my Local Cable Affiliate ever gets BBC America.
 
 
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