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Topic: Watching TV

Related:
  Watching    TV  
  TV show    Cable TV  
  TV VCR    TV series  
  TV Channel    Satellite TV  
  TV movie    TV stations  
  Bird Watching    TV set  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Ikea bedroom
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control,  TV Guide
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Coloring in
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I was lying on the bed watching TV last night and she came up on the bed for a serious rubbing, scratching and loving.
We were all sitting quietly in the family room watching a rerun of Lassie on TV.
My girls are sitting in front of the TV eating cinnamon rolls and watching the parades.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

There was a scene when I was sitting in a closet and watching TV and the scene started and the room went black.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

This is exemplified by the person who feels sleepy reading or watching TV in the living-room but becomes alert and wide awake once in bed.
There is nothing more soothing to me than curling up on the couch watching TV or reading a good book with a cat sitting on my lap.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Enjoying watching TV like you've never seen it before at crisp digital resolutions up to 1024 x 768.
Avoid watching TV, using laptop computers, or reading in bed.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I was just watching TV and the episode of Boy Meets World where they graduate from high school was on and I just started crying.
I like watching TV and learning about stuff so I can do things some day soon or whatever.
While watching tv, reading a book, doing homework, ect - I would sit in my sidesplit.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Ive been watching a lot of TV and I never see this on TV and wonder why.
 
 
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