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Topic: WISH TV

Related:
  Wish    TV  
  I wish    TV show  
  Cable TV    TV VCR  
  TV series    TV Channel  
  Make A Wish    Wish List  
  Satellite TV    TV movie  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Oprah Winfrey
Favorite website(s):BBC
Favorite possession(s):DVD player,  Camcorder,  Stereo system
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control,  TV Guide,  Soap Opera Digest
Favorite TV show(s):24,  Naked News,  Jerry Springer
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence.
I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

The link to WISH-TV's story is on the EPN homepage.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Couple wish to invite other couples/singles/TVs to their Saturday night parties in West Wales club.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

For now, those who wish to have two independently controlled TV's or a TV and a VCR must purchase the deluxe system.
Please remember the cabins do not have tv's or telephones but they do all have cable in them if you wish to bring your cable ready tv.
If you wish to watch different programs on two different TVs, you will need an additional receiver and a dual LNBF.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Do you wish you had the VCR running when Milwaukee Recreation last appeared on TV?
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Large International Corporations are SO POWERFUL they should give TV's and Free Electric Power to those who wish not to work.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

WISH-TV, Indianapolis Victims of bullying may go through hell, and sometimes eventually respond with violence or suicide.
I wish wrestling was more competetive with more feds on tv then it would rule.
 
 
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