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Topic: Usama

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  Usama Bin Laden  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Most admires:Osama Bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  George W Bush
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine,  The Times,  Washington Post
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  President of the United States,  Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  America's Most Wanted
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite destination(s):Baghdad
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

You are a soldier of Usama bin Laden and you are the the nazi soldiers where to hitler.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Usama Bin Laden and Al Qaida have been engaged in a jihad against the United States, and its allies.
Usama Bin Laden has urged and incited his followers to kill American citizens, in the most unequivocal terms.
USAMA BIN LADEN: The first thing is that Western products could only be boycotted when the Muslim fraternity is fully awakened and organized.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Usama Bin Laden sent him to East Africa after extensive specialised training at camps in Afghanistan.
Usama Bin Laden and Al Qaida have the capability to execute major terrorist attacks.
Usama Bin Laden could not operate his terrorist activities without the alliance and support of the Taleban régime.
 
 
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2005-03-03 04:49:16
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