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Topic: Utility

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Ultima Series, Doom

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Downloading MP3's, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite TV show(s):

Buffy the Vamipre Slayer

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

These utilities operate on a non-profit basis and are controlled by an elected or appointed governing board.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The water utilities provide the funding for these activities at the Interstate Commission on the Potomac River Basin.
Applicants whose utilities are included in their rent or who live in subsidized housing may be eligible for Fuel Assistance and are encouraged to apply.
Utilities Utilities will be freed form the constraints of rate-based regulation wherever competitive markets can be established.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Utilities A set of programmer utilities is included with SHARP APL for use by application developers.
Object Module Utilities give you new levels of control over your finished programs and program modules.
Text Utilities Text Utilites let you modify text in word processors and other text entry software.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Teradata utilities and interfaces take advantage of the new features to deliver value to the users and managers of the warehouse.
Utilities integrated with XSect instantly and easily produce coordinate grids and background frames, adding a professional polish to its output.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

SolidWorks Utilities is a suite of timesaving productivity enhancements, fully integrated with SolidWorks, the premium brand in affordable 3D CAD software.
Utilities The Utilities section includes software to help you use your Psion system better.
These Utilities generate Customer Collection Profiles and Product Sales Reports across a range of related customers.

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