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Topic: Vaccine

Related:
  Influenza vaccine    Hepatitis B vaccine  
  AIDS vaccine    Flu Vaccine  
  Anthrax Vaccine    HIV vaccine  
  Hepatitis B vaccine    MMR vaccine  
  Polio Vaccine    Herpes Vaccine  
  Pneumonia Vaccine    HPV vaccine  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee,  Dog,  Cat
Interest(s):Sex education,  Biology
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The vaccines are generally given in October and November to provide protection against the yearly epidemics that usually start in December.
Rabies vaccines are required by law and necessary for dog licensing.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Vaccines are available to protect horses from viral encephalitis.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

DNA vaccines are made of a modified form of an infectious organism's DNA.
Vaccines are used in both humans and animals to stimulate the immune system to produce antibodies against harmful bacteria and virus.
There are vaccines in trials and genetic alterations of cancer cells to test their susceptibilities to vaccines.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

No vaccines are currently required to enter Ecuador except if you have visited a country which has yellow fever, in which case a vaccination and vaccination certificate are required.
Vaccines are an important part of the defense against biological warfare agents.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Vaccines are usually given to healthy people to protect them from infection by bacteria, viruses or other pathogens.
This means that vaccines can actually cause your immune system to be weaker in its response to other viruses and bacteria.
Vaccines are very safe, but like all medications they can occasionally cause reactions.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Vaccines have been proven to cause insulin dependent diabetes and many are seeking compensation from the US government for this vaccine induced injury.
 
 
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