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Topic: Virtual

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Myst, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Virtual Tour The college is currently updating the virtual tour with new pictures and text.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The virtual tour was created using Flash 4 and integrating it with html code.
PhotoVista Virtual Tour will then create the HTML and other files required and then launch a web browser for you to see the tour in.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Take a virtual reality tour over the surfaces of Venus and Mars using NASA footage on a large plasma TV screen.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Virtual Tour 1 Bdrm Unit Virtual Tour 2 Bdrm Unit Both tours were filmed in late summer 2000.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Cameron Balloons Virtual Tour Browse around inside the Cameron Balloons factory to see how they make their balloons.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Virtual Tours are created online so no software or web design skills are required.
Hot links inside virtual tour do not function in Internet Explorer on a Macintosh.
The virtual tour requires Windows Media, which you can download from the microsoft.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Take a virtual tour of our outdoor galleries and see our life size garden sculptures and silhouettes.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

A virtual tour with educational materials and information on the history and science of the Atomic Age.
Virtual reality is being developed as a new treatment for schizophrenia helping patients to understand their hallucinations are not real.

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