Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Virus

Related:
  Anti Virus    Virus software  
  Human Herpes Virus    Virus Protection  
  Virus program    West Nile Virus  
  Influenza A virus    Virus Free  
  Virus Information    AIDS virus  
  HIV virus    Email Virus  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Windows computer
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  PC World
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Sex education,  Biology
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite sportsperson(s):Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez,  Chatting on ICQ
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The virus is now considered to have been one of the most significant factors in bringing about dramatic changes and improvements in the environment of the arid zone.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

A virus is a program that attaches itself to an executable program file.
Virus Software You are required to take every possible precaution against downloading and distributing computer viruses among the Stone Ridge community.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Canine distemper virus is most often transmitted through contact with mucous and watery secretions discharged from eyes and noses of infected dogs.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The virus was deliberately released in Australia even though scientists do not know how the virus is transmitted.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Virus particles are tiny bits of genetic material with an envelope of proteins.
Virus infects invertebrates and vertebrates.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Most virus scanners are set to scan the drive during startup and depending on your configured settings you may be scanning the whole hard drive.
A computer virus is encoded in computer software and is transmitted when the atoms that make up computer code are exchanged between computers.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The virus is transmitted by oral ingestion of viral contaminated feces.
Virus shedding by the congenitally infected newborn infant may occur as a result of persistence of the virus infection at sites of shedding.
Influenza virus is transmitted from person to person primarily in droplets released by sneezing and coughing.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Virus, don't you think?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.