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Topic: Why vote

Related:
  Vote    I don't know why  
  Don't know why    I vote  
  2002 VOTES    I don't know why  
  Right to Vote    Why I love  
  Vote Results    Why did I dream  
  Registered to Vote    Register to Vote  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Gore,  George W Bush,  Hillary Clinton
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Democrat,  Apathetic,  Republican
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite book(s):"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore
Interest(s):Politics
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Membership(s):Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

RANGEL: Why don't you watch the votes?
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Why my site does not appear on the top list even though I signed up and I have more than 0 votes?
John Fielding,
CEO

That's why Real Assets votes proxies for each company in a client's portfolio according to socially responsible proxy voting guidelines.
However such movement can only be achieved with the consent of the members which is why your votes are needed when the AGM comes around.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Why is it that in the entire United States Senate, only one person votes against the USA Patriot Act?
Macs suck well why do they have more votes on the poll.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

So, why not rally your own cavalry and get those votes coming in.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Why aren't they crying out for us poor people in Duval County who had votes kicked out?
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

That's why we don't need to count the People's votes in Florida.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Why are absentee military votes being disqualified because the voter didn't have a witness indicated, but no where on the ballot were instructions to have a witness?
Why wasn't Hayes declared the winner when the disputed electoral votes were awarded to the Republican slate?
That's why we have amendments and votes on amendments, so that we can come out with a final package that will gain a majority vote.
 
 
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