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Topic: Wake

Related:
  Wake Up Call    Wake Forest  
  Wake County    Wake Island  
  Wake Forest University    Wake on LAN  
  Finnegans Wake    Wake Board  
  Wake County North Carolina    Wake County Public Schools  
  Wake County NC    Real Estate Wake County  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
Most admires:Their mother
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite sport(s):Orienteering
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Turning into a vampire,  Starting life again as a baby
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Devi Devil wakes up late and misses his favorite cartoon because the clock tower bell was ringing strangely during the night.
A sleepy bear wakes up to the smells of latkes and following his nose finds Bubba Brayna frying away.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Roger wakes up after being knocked unconscious by two ugly goons who were waiting for him in the shuttle he had to clean.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Regal wakes up and slaps Trish with a German suplex and the Regal Stretch.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

CJ wakes and finds herself in a chloroform nightmare!
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

He wakes to find himself in 1599 acting in the original Globe Theatre beside William Shakespeare.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

When she wakes up he gags her pleading mouth and stuffs her in the closet for a while.
Suzy wakes from here sleep moaning loudly and.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

She is sleeping on her stomach and wakes up humping and rolling her ass all over the place.
Wallace wakes and presses a button on his bedside control panel to signal Gromit about his breakfast preferences.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Joe wakes me up at the end and he treats me like a little kid or something and he kisses me on the forehead and leaves me there in the theater.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

He wakes up to find himself in court charged with the terrible crime of insulting a grown up.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
THOMAS
2005-04-10 16:10:43
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS IN A COMMA WHAT SHOULD I DO TO WAKE HER UP I AM VERY WORRYED ABOUT HER
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