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Topic: Weapons of War

Related:
  Weapons    World War  
  Civil War    Star Wars  
  War and Peace    Cold War  
  War Military    Gulf War  
  War with Iraq    Nuclear Weapons  
  Drug War    Just War  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Mace
Most admires:Saddam Hussein,  Osama Bin Laden,  Emperor Hirohito
Politics:Pacifist
Dream job(s):Soldier,  President of the United States,  Terrorist
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair,  Erwin Rommel
Interest(s):Historical Reenactment
Likes to wear:Army uniforms
Favorite destination(s):Baghdad,  North Korea
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
 
 
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John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Weapons from early dueling pistols to Western style pistols and rifles to weapons of war and machine guns are all included.
These same war mongers are poised to use chemical or biological weapons which our good citizens have been forced to purchase.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Cold War weapons testing increased human DNA mutation rate.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Weapons which cause indiscriminate damage to civilians and unnecessary suffering to combatants violate the laws of war and must never be used.
A dozen wars are being fought by armies whose weapons are supplied by the arms manufacturers of Europe and America.
Essentially, the war was fought with weapons imported into Vietnam by their respective allies.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Weapons of war are instruments of fear, and are not favoured by the wise, who use them only when there is no choice, for peace and stillness are dear to their hearts, and victory causes them no rejoicing.
Thus wars and weapons of mass destruction that destroy civilians and their homes are categorically ruled out by the Qur'an.
Weapons of war have been filtered into their possession to fulfill their desire for the removal of Israel from the land promised to them by God through Abraham.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

War against Iraq is essential before Saddam Hussein develops his weapons of mass destruction.
This is a guy who used chemical weapons in his war against Iran and most infamously in March 1988 when he gassed the Kurds.
The war is marked by the widespread use of chemical weapons and an unprecedented number of civilian casualties.
 
 
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