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Topic: Weapons

Related:
  Nuclear Weapons    Weapons of War  
  Chemical Weapons    Weapons of Mass Destruction  
  Biological Weapons    Iraq's weapons  
  Military Weapons    Lethal Weapon  
  Assault Weapons    Army weapons  
  Concealed Weapons    Weapon of Choice  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Saddam Hussein
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Mace
Bad point(s):Evil
Dream job(s):Soldier,  President of the United States
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Interest(s):Historical Reenactment
Favorite sport(s):Karate
Favorite computer game(s):X-Wing
Likes to wear:Army uniforms,  Colt 44 Magnum
Favorite destination(s):Baghdad,  North Korea
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Weapons carried by authorized law enforcement agents or used in military activities are exempt.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Nuclear weapons are the only type of weapon in existence that have the capacity to annihilate the human species and countless other species.
Modern laser weapons are a hybrid of charge particle beams and laser light.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Weapons training forms an important part of the Aikido training at these Dojo and is included in the gradings from 6th kyu upwards.
Brawling weapons are weapons that can be used while you wear them, in conjunction with brawling attacks.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Ranged weapons are not suseptable to weapon degradation and breakage unless they are used as melee weapons.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Weapons which cause indiscriminate damage to civilians and unnecessary suffering to combatants violate the laws of war and must never be used.
Various illegal weapons were sighted in the territories in recent events and during demonstrations and funerals.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Weapons violations increased 138 percent for female juveniles and 85 percent for male juveniles.
No weapons were recovered and no alleged assailants have yet been identified in either of those incidents.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Tactical Edged Weapons is a hands on course that provides the essential tactical capabilities of an edged weapon in both the defensive and offensive situation.
These weapons were used extensively in the Iran-Iraq war of the 1980s.
 
 
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