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Topic: Web

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our web development process includes a complete analysis and detailed design proposal prior to the actual production and implementation of your site.
Analyse a Web site frequently to make sure it is receiving the proper amount of traffic and achieving all its goals and objectives.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web Hosting We can develop your web application and Host your site on Macro Systems NT or Unix servers.
Cookies are identifiers that a Web site can send to your browser to keep on your computer to facilitate your next visit to our site.
Some web development firms are content to focus only on site design and simple programming.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

We are a complete Web site and graphic design solutions provider for small to medium businesses.
The Web Site and the information contained herein does not constitute an offer or a solicitation of an offer for the purchase or sale of any securities.
Web Site Design JSweb Technology can design your web site for maximum impact with your customers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web site promotion is the process of submitting and getting your website listed on all the major search engines and directories.
A web site is a cost effective way to make your business accessible to your customers 24 hours a day, seven days a week!
This web site has been designed to be a rich source of information that will assist businesses and entrepreneurs in their business ventures.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

A web site or home page basically is a set of files which sit on a disk on a computer which is connected to the internet.

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