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In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Wireless Web

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, PDA

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Fast Company, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Wireless web access was front and center at the recent conference hosted by the International Telecommunication Union.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

AgentSheets wireless product is able to access the web with instructions by the user to extract information only needed by the user.
Your Wireless Contacts are stored in a list that you will set up at the ICQ Mobile web site.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Nextel provides Wireless Web customers with innovative Field Workforce CRM solutions through DST Innovis and PeopleSoft Partnership.
Web professionals can rapidly develop for mobile devices with the new wireless authoring capabilities in GoLive, including support for XHTML, CHTML and WML.
WAP makes it possible to deliver Web content through a WAP gateway server directly to a wireless Web-enabled device.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

That means you and your customers all over the world using web-enable cell phones, PDAs, and wireless devices can visit your site.
There are lots of handheld devices on the market that provide wireless web service; therefore, we have managed a service for this type of devices.
We at Klepper Web Design can connect your databases to those handheld wireless devices to make information instantly available, anywhere.

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