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Topic: Weed

Related:
  Weed and Seed    Weeds growing  
  Plants Weed    SMOKING WEED  
  Weed Eater    Weeds Picture  
  Horny Goat Weed    Weed grows  
  SMOKE WEED    Pipes Weed  
  Weed Control  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Lawnmower,  House
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  New Scientist
Dream job(s):Farmer
Education:None
Favorite activity(s):Gardening
Favorite food(s):Rations,  Vegetarian
Favorite animal(s):Butterfly,  Wasps,  Mouse
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Autumn
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Weeds Centennial celebration coincides with the 47th annual carnival this year and there is a lot planned!
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Weeds use nutrients and moisture and cause reduced carrot yields.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Weeds are controlled regardless of land ownership as control agents do not respect fences.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Weeds are removed gradually so large areas of soil are not exposed to erosion, and invasion by other undesirable species is limited.
Weeds have hampered food production since our ancestors first began to select and cultivate native plants.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Weeds and algal mats can clog dam outflow and increase water loss through transpiration.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Grassy weeds are harder to control since most grass killers will kill lawn grasses as well as weedy grasses.
Because weeds are pollinated by the wind, an organic grower can be contaminated by round up resistant crops.
These weeds were vigorous growers, and they would soon take up every drop of moisture that happened to be in the soil.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Weeds are most abundant and most problematic in the organic farming system and least abundant in the conventional systems where chemical intervention is used.
Herbaceous weeds are not ecologically important reservoirs of Erwinia tracheiphila.
Weeds are often a habitat for various insects, some of which are beneficial to the garden.
 
 
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2007-05-25 12:32:06
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