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Topic: Week

Related:
  Days a Week    New This Week  
  One week    Information Week  
  Business Week    Bike Week  
  Picture of the Week    Pregnancy Week  
  Education Week    Two Weeks Notice  
  East Week    Jewish Week  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Apartment
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Mail carrier,  Banker
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):English,  Business,  Camping
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Owning their own trailer,  Going back to school
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Over recent weeks we have been developing this new website to improve the quality of our web presence and to provide a new structure.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

In recent weeks we have also witnessed the ANL hysteria and the media frenzy generated by a couple of dozen NF marching through Bermondsey.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It may be weeks or months before the patient notices that these drugs are controlling disease symptoms.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Pottery classes are scheduled every five weeks and are held in the studio on Thursdays from 9am to Noon and from 6pm to 9pm.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

After 2 weeks of actual hands on testing which involved operating a MARTRON ATE connected to a DEC MicroVAX running VMS 5.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

A couple weeks later when we came through again I bought a car trailer to trailer it home.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Every two weeks the program queries the search engines with the terms specified by you to see where your web pages are ranking.
Within three weeks of placing the ad I split a placement fee of fifteen thousand dollars.
About 6 weeks ago we signed up for your submission service and our leads increased about 10 fold.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Puppies that are not sold when they are 8 weeks old will be kept on at the kennels and trained and sold as trained or part trained dogs.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The specimens were incubated for two weeks to permit growth of fastidious organisms.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Then two weeks later another church spoke the truth and all others falsehoods.
 
 
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