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Topic: Weight

Related:
  Weight Loss    Lose Weight  
  Body Weight    Weight Gain  
  Height Weight    Weight Training  
  Weight Control    Weight Management  
  Weight Lifting    Healthy Weight  
  Weights and Measures    Weight of Water  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm),  Penis,  Stroller
Favorite actor(s):Arnold Schwarzenegger
Appearance:Muscular,  Overweight
Favorite great thinker(s):Archimedes,  Christian Huygens
Dream job(s):Truck driver
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym,  Jogging
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

All weights are actual weights, not manufacturer's reported weights for a Men's pant fitting a 34-36 waist.
Package weights are measured in tenths of pounds; those above four-tenths of a pound will be rounded up to the next weight category.
He weights approx 24-28 pounds and is usually no higher then 15 inches is height.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Add small weights or gently clamp the edge of the layout to hold it in position until the adhesive cures.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Light birth weights and the ability to grow and gain efficiently in the feed lot attest to BueLingo's total performance ability.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Above is a table with the usual weights of our puppies, we weigh the pups every time we worm them so that we can administer the correct dosage.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The weights are made up to the indicated weight and clamped around the rod journals to represent the effects of the pistons and rods being flung up and down by the crankshaft.
Wheel weights are those little lead things the tire dealer clips to your tire rim to balance a new tire.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Fill weights are better controlled to enhance quality while packaging and manufacturing processes can be operated at higher efficiencies.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Calibrated weights satisfy some calibration equations and are as close as possible, according to a given distance measure, to the original sample design weights.
Standardized regression weights are what you would obtain if you were to standardize every independent variable in your equation to have a mean of 0.
The same weights used for the first measurement must be used in all subsequent measurements.
 
 
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