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Topic: White Wine

Vital Stats

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Most admires:

Martha Stewart

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite food(s):

Anything with tomato sauce, Pasta pastas, Olives

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite destination(s):

California, Italy, Spain

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Turning into a vampire

Favorite drink(s):

Wine, Sake, Bourbon

Favorite time of year:

Thanksgiving

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

It is also known for distinctive white wines such as Chardonnay and Chenin Blanc which differ markedly from those produced by vineyards further south.
The red wines are generally aged in oak barrels while most of the white wines are fermented in stainless steel.
Dry white wines like Chardonnays or Sauvignon Blancs are normally chilled to keep them fresh and crisp.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

These wines are more Burgundian than other new world whites, i.

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