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Topic: Willy

Related:
  Free Willy    Willy Wonka  
  Willys Jeep    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory  
  Chilly Willy    Willy Nelson  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):SUV
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Sporty
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Hitman
Favorite author(s):Roald Dahl
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Interest(s):Aviation
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Favorite movie(s):Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,  Indiana Jones,  West Side Story
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite time of year:Summer
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Mr Willys offers a great selection of wines and champagne for your dining pleasure.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Willy's Place, now the classy place for demons to hang out, sure plays a variety of music.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Willy's Web site also has the correct mailing address for ordering CDs and tapes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Dr Willies lectures in geology and economic history at a college of technology.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Willy's a rider and has extensive experience in outreach health work and programme management.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Willie's smoky vocals and swinging guitar playing is supported in superb fashion by The Super Crew.
This is Willie's first recording ever put to disc.
Papa Willie's influence is clear and strong - if only he could have recorded more on the duo!
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Willie's also real pleased about the political events in Nevada, which might become the first state to totally legalize the sale of Hemp.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Bantam, Willys and Ford built 647,870 jeeps including prototypes and pilot jeeps for WW2.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Willie's first recollection of a "good old boy" was a day in the first grade when his mother forgot to pick him up from school.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Willie's back and this time he's got something to say.
 
 
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