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Topic: Willy Wonka

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol

Favorite author(s):

Roald Dahl

Favorite TV show(s):

Strangers with Candy

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies

Favorite food(s):

Cookies, Candy

Favorite actor(s):

John Candy, Charlie Chaplin, Humphrey Bogart

Favorite movie(s):

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Rain Man, Some Like It Hot

Listens to:

Limp Bizkit

Favorite time of year:

Halloween

Favorite drink(s):

Coffee

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Before I intervended, Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory would have been X certificated.
This area is akin to the chocolate factory that Willy Wonka must guard from Slugworth.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Hey Willy Wonka, do you have problems with conservative brothers only buying special dark choclate from your choclate factory?

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Willy Wonka didn't save the Oompa Loompas from their diet of mashed up caterpillers by offering them a lifetime supply of free chocolate.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

I like WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOACOLATE FACTORY because some children deserve to be taken to a chocolate factory and tortured.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

At Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Charlie learns teamwork and self-esteem.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
Willy Wonka’s mysterious chocolate factory takes advantage of the situation in his own way.
Surrounded by industry and childhood dreams I could be in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory but this is bollard land.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I would like to see US do willy wonka and the chocklet factory or the wizerd of OZ.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Seuss helped Willy Wonka build a toy factory, the results might resemble the Stuffy Bear Factory.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: christina 2004-11-04 15:57:29	Is Mary-Kate or Ashely going out with Stamos?Which one?
From: christina 2004-11-04 15:59:35	How old is Stamos?(Was ion FullHouse with them)
From: yasmin 2004-11-05 15:26:21	Willy Wonka is really weird...did he learn from Michel???
From: 2004-11-14 08:14:22	i would love to see a willy wonka aND THE CHOCLATE FACTORY 2 COME TO THE MMOVIES ITS A KIDS DREAM.
From: fred 2004-11-16 14:25:40	why do London buses come in groups?
From: 2004-12-27 18:08:44	hey wonka do you like ice cream??? Or candy MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE
From: jane paz 2005-02-11 20:30:42
From: 2005-02-12 20:16:43	is there a willie wonka ice cream flavor
From: ADAM JOHNSON 2005-02-14 14:28:59	CAN YOU SEND ME AN UMPA LOOMPA PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE LITTLE PEOPLE PLEASE PUT HOLES IN THE BOX! THANK YOU ADAM
From: ruth louise 2005-02-16 00:54:40	don't care how...i WANT IT NOW
From: jesus 2005-03-04 11:38:12	Of the following geologic time intervals, which is the shortest? A.an eon B.a period C.an era D.an epoch
From: billy bob 2005-03-23 11:16:56	well adam, i think shipment is being delayed.....it seems their goofy hats & outfits are on back order, who wants a naked oompaloompa anyhow? I however prefer YETTI's......if there is anyone in the southern united states with a surplus of YETTI's let me know....
From: Jack 2005-03-30 19:14:02	What is death
From: Tim Ryan 2005-04-03 15:44:07	What is the secret to life?
From: pete 2005-04-25 18:01:46	geez...you people are a bunch of retards
From: Gene 2005-04-29 16:54:06	I agree with Pete.
From: bitth the dog 2005-05-09 15:04:17	I like the fat man
From: Prongs 2005-05-09 21:00:20	Does Wonka live with harry potter? what with the little people and all...
From: Raphy 2005-05-27 22:51:34	Why did The guy in the clocolate store Gave that original clocolate to Crarly
From: Eliza 2005-06-02 16:07:18	I would like to know your adress Please
From: none of yours 2005-06-29 19:04:11	RETARDED! and those who spent time on it and created it, are fat retards as well. I never saw such a dumb site in my life. I guess this crap is suppose to be funny, but I have yet to find something that's actually funny on this site. it's lame as hell! One advice to those involved with this, keep your day job, if this IS your day job, you need to find a new one lol. I was lame to even think this was a website I could find useful, but you have to admit the name is deceiving ... ask the brain... more like ask the buttholes. I know people with down syndrome that are smarter than you all.
From: Jazzy 2005-07-01 13:48:45	I really can't help but wonder why this has to seem so wierd....and can't someone at least pretend to be Willy Wonka? It'd at least make this more fun! And what's with the insults? These are Q&A. This isn't a site for arguing or insults so please, just cut it out! If you want to argue and insult others then you'd might as well make your own site just for that purpose.
From: Jazzy 2005-07-01 13:52:12	But I will admit this is a bit boring. The site could really use some updates.
From: Lisa 2005-07-12 09:32:09	What was the fastest growing fast food chain in 2004?
From: mandie 2005-07-13 00:53:34	ummm....i'm willy wonka
From: Jazzy 2005-07-24 15:33:23	That's nice.....lol I was joking when I said "someone pretend to be Willy Wonka" lol.
From: 2good2btrue 2005-07-25 00:19:28	ok this is my observation of the "new" willy wonka He and micheal jackson both have father issues, they like little people and they don't want to look like themselve neverland equals the chocolate factory the five mean kids equal jacksons accusers and they are both autisic retarded genious's no offense out there i have two teens at home
From: 2005-08-13 10:49:32	wonka land is nxt to greatness
From: hffh 2005-08-18 02:11:04	i like willy wanka and the chocalate factory
From: 2005-08-21 06:50:03	4 sale.. golden ticket... offer pls!
From: Jazzy 2005-08-28 13:20:08	Ya Willy Wonka and the choclate factories a good movie with a lovely fantasy. :) But although Johnny Depp's a good actor his role in the new movie doesn't seem right. And like 2good2btrue said, he looks to similiar to Jackson in this. Gene Wilder will always be the true Willy Wonka. Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp is a pretty boy, but in this film he seems to be copying Michael Jackson and that just isn't the best thing to do. (Don't get me wrong I think Johnny's a great actor.) Gene Wilder - He is the original Willy Wonka and is also the better one. There's no copying. Truly Gene Wilder is still Willy Wonka.
From: mrwonkahimself 2005-08-28 17:40:00	window.open("www.willywonka.com");
From: Mark 2005-09-02 22:19:57	what does willy wonka in the origional movie say while their in the tunnel "theres no early way of knowing which direction we are going.... what is the rest?
From: j-master strader 2005-10-16 20:16:31	the new willie wonka looks like michael jackson so i dont like the new one
From: Ehi 2005-12-21 15:14:07	I like work willy wonka . u will contact me. smile! Have nice a day! Ehi Uwumarogie Happy Holidays !
From: markaroo 2006-01-03 08:55:25	i thnink that willy wonka lives in my street! but hes really abusive to me i reali dont like the guy
From: Georgia hill 2006-03-14 02:06:15	do you think they will make Charlie and the great glass elavitor.
From: Jazzy 2006-04-02 14:46:02	When they want another pitless amount of money they don't need, then yeah, they just might make Charlie and The Great Glass Elavator. But it depends on the success of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory and whether or not enough people watched it.
From: bgnumber1 2008-05-22 20:41:29	is the word thanksgiving in the script of willy wonka and the chocolate factory?
From: Yeah OK 2007-12-04 06:45:00	This has to be the stupidest website I've ever seen.
From: PAT 2007-10-18 21:39:49	Does anyone know what kind of instrument Wonka uses to summons the Oompa-Loompas?
From: makenzie 2007-07-08 09:51:52	People don't you have something other to talk about.
From: jack close 2007-05-15 17:08:21	omg i love this site omg omg i love it i love willys weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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