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Topic: Win XP

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite board game(s):

Checkers

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Tetris, Age of Empires

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

MOBOTSIM is a software (Win 9x/Me/NT/2000/XP) for 2D simulation of differential drive mobile robots.
The NT kernel OS's (NT, Win 2K, XP) should not need this file.
Works with Win '9x, ME, NT, 2K or XP [Download WinFlash Basic v7.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Applies to Win95 Win98 WinME and Win NT Windows Installer (MSI) is included as part of Windows 2000 and XP.
Win 9x/2k, Linux, NT, Win XP, photoshop, paint shop pro, etc.
Operating Systems - Win 2000, XP, NT, Linux UNIX - all aspects from administration of desktops to full server management.

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