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Topic: Windows

Related:
  Windows 95    Windows 2000  
  Windows NT    Microsoft Windows  
  Windows 95 98    Windows and Doors  
  Glass Windows    Windows XP  
  Windows Media    X Windows  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Favorite Card Game(s):Bridge
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Solitaire,  Hacking,  Tetris
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez,  Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Windows bitmap format is the bit-mapped image format used by Microsoft Windows.
Exams is a Windows based program and must be downloaded and installed like any other Windows programs.
The Windows version is an executable file that utilizes Internet Explorer 4 or higher to run.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The cellar windows were banked up with sawdust and swollen tight and buried under snow.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Windows can be checked directly from Internet Explorer.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Windows Media Player is required to play some streamed video and audio content.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Creating windows or GLX pixmaps with unnecessary buffers can result in reduced rendering performance as well as poor resource allocation.
Windows Terminal Server wordt toegepast om Pocket POS op het draagbaar toestel te leveren.
Sierra Pacific Windows is a division of Sierra Pacific Industries visit us on the web at www.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Windows 2000 Server delivers support for up to 4 GB of RAM.
The Windows manual also gives maximum partition sizes for small block sizes and efficient disk usage.
Windows 2000 servers will come with a standard installation of Windows 2000 which includes IIS5.
 
 
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