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Topic: Windows XP

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Chu Mei-Feng

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Age of Empires

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Windows XP shell introduces many new features that both users and developers are sure to welcome.
Windows XP will also have a new feature called Dynamic Update, which is invoked in the early stages of what is currently known as Windows Dynamic Setup.
Windows XP users: You may need to set the compatibility for each ArcGIS program that you will be running.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Windows XP is full of security holes that make life easier for those who would snoop on you.
Windows XP now has a graphic viewer that will let you rotate images as well, but you should resist the temptation.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Windows ME and XP users will also need to take extra removal steps.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Windows XP and 2000 has a feature called profiles which enables you to save and restore your customized desktop enviroment for use whenever you log on.
Windows XP attempts to integrate Passport accounts more transparently with a user's XP login account.
Windows XP significantly increases the speed of going into and coming out of standby and hibernate.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Since Windows XP is an almost brand new operating system, a lot of hardware has not been tested in a real world environment running XP.
Windows XP Home Edition is not supported by RPM 9x since it is a Windows NT-based platform.
Windows XP Pirated Key report gives customers critical information prior to rolling out Windows XP Service Pack 1.

User Talk

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