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Topic: Wish

Related:
  I wish    Make A Wish  
  Wish List    HERE if you wish  
  Birthday Wish    Christmas Wish  
  Wish you a Merry Christmas    Make A Wish Foundation  
  Christmas registry or wish list    Wedding Wish  
  WISH TV    Wish Upon A Star  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Windows computer
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Education:None,  Post-graduate
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards,  Downloading MP3's,  Chatting on ICQ
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I wish there was a pair of scales around so I could find out how much I have gained.
I wish I could find some big ones that were hungry like that.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I wish we could always wear them under all of our clothes all the time!
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

I wish that all martial arts instructors would read it.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

I wish that the soprano on this recording would have treated the piece with more simplicity and less interpretation.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I wish we lived closer so I could see you in action with that fun quilting machine!
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

I wish there were more Jewish historical sites as authoritative and comprehensive as yours.
Mark Harris,
Priest

I wish I was a religious person because I could use a good prayer right now.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I wish it was a lot longer with more great tunes or that I had a second cd to play!
I wish that i could go back and play in there all day.
I wish there were a way to retroactively get him an Emmy for this scene alone.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I wish that more film makers that like to work with a real challenge would work to shoot more videos of his music.
 
 
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