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Topic: Wood

  Into the Woods    Wood Stove  
  Wood Floors    Wood Products  
  Wood Furniture    Wood Doors  
  Wood Burning    Lake of the Woods  
  Wood Carving    Wood Finish  
  Wood Frame    Wood burning fireplace  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Golf clubs,  House,  Ikea bedroom
Most admires:Tiger Woods,  Robert Frost
Currently has on their coffee table:Fine Woodworking
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Janitor
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Pottery
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Favorite sport(s):Golf,  Orienteering
Favorite movie(s):Stuart Little
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Favorite sportsperson(s):Tiger Woods (golf),  Jack Nicklaus (golf)
Favorite quote(s):
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Woods were primarily rosewood and mahogany with gilt accents and brass ormolu details.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Clive Woods has fully revised the text to cover all the latest developments in the field and to match current degree module syllabuses.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

It was extremely relaxing and romantic to be able to eat dinner while gazing out into the snow covered woods without our shoes on in front of the fireplace.
It overlooks the woods and forest trails and is often rented by couples celebrating their honeymoon or anniversary.
Josh Hogan,

We are located deep in the piney woods of East Texas and have victorian style depots outside of the towns of Rusk and Palestine.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Bretton Woods meeting led to the Articles of Agreement that established the IMF.
John Fielding,

Woods was the Business Development Manager of IMSI, a leading software development company.
Wood's further strengthened its position in the electronic controls business in 1984 when it began marketing AC inverters.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Woods is an 18-year veteran of the publishing business - editing/managing six different Coast Guard and DOD publications since 1981.
Kelly Woods is the 2002-2003 Work Study Intern in the compliance office.
Paddy McGuinness,

Margaret Woods was born in 1856 in Donegal, Ireland.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Australian woods are obtained from remote locations in outback Australia.
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