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Topic: Words

Related:
  Word of God    Word document  
  Word Meaning    Microsoft Word  
  Word Search    Key words  
  MS Word    Last Words  
  Spoken Word    Word of mouth  
  Word of the Day    Greek word  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Dictionary,  Typewriter
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Devout
Bad point(s):Boastful
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical
Education:None
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Worst habit(s):Swearing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

These words shocked me and riveted my attention despite the hand of this young harridan pulling my head about and despite my overly filled intestines.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Words escape me and big fat tears burn my eyes when I look into his tiny face.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The words are in Pali, the language of the ancient scriptures.
Words and concepts came flowing out in a most organized and effortless way.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Words fail to express the time and dedication that Grace has put into rescuing and caring for these wonderful dogs.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Words are much easier to understand than equations i think.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Their words are blasphemy, and their atrocious acts are an affront to Allah.
His words dignify the act of traveling to volunteer in a Chinese orphanage and endow that venture with divine importance.
Words importing the singular shall include the plural and vice versa and words importing one gender shall include the other gender.
Mark Harris,
Priest

These words of the Bible hardly agree with the Christian doctrine that sin can only be expiated through the shedding of blood.
What other words are similar to prayer in the scriptures?
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Words were out of my mouth before I realized what I had said, and then I would wonder why I was getting strange looks from everyone.
 
 
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