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Topic: XP

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Age of Empires

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

ISO Recorder is a Windows XP freeware utility that uses native Windows XP functions to write images to a CD.
Windows XP users no longer need to configure the Scheduling Optimizer to run in Windows 2000 compatibility mode.
There is a new feature in the Windows XP kernel that logs data when applications are fetched into memory.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Windows XP now has a graphic viewer that will let you rotate images as well, but you should resist the temptation.
Windows XP is being released on the 25th of October.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Windows XP attempts to integrate Passport accounts more transparently with a user's XP login account.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Windows XP is said to be highly commendable product but it has already proved massively controversial.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

AMD Athlon XP processor has the extra performance essential to the ultimate Microsoft� Windows� XP computing experience.
The AMD Athlon XP processor delivers the outstanding computer productivity and performance you need for a powerful digital experience!
Windows XP Home Edition is not supported by RPM 9x since it is a Windows NT-based platform.

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