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Topic: Yamaha

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Motorcycle, Lawnmower, SUV

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine, Fast Company

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Interest(s):

Boating

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Sailing

Favorite movie(s):

The Great Escape

Likes to wear:

Leather jacket, Tank tops

Listens to:

Santana, Everclear, Blink 182

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Yamaha's new HPDI outboard motors start quicker, run smoother and meet the 2006 Federal EPA emission requirements.
John is also a member of Yamaha's National Fishing Team and a Director of the Massachusetts Chapter of the Coastal Conservation Organization.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

HostBridge now integrates Yamaha's CICS order allocation applications with the existing client applications.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Kevin is a Yamaha Artist who records and performs on Yamaha acoustic and disklavier pianos.
Yamaha's acoustic, electro acoustic and classical guitar ranges continue to be among the best selling lines at Omega Music.
Yamaha's Electric Classic Guitar line provides the classical guitarist with the added flexibility of amplification.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

It offers the proven performance of Yamaha's 301cc overhead valve engine and delivers both 120 and 240 volts.
Yamaha FX 140 KAWASAKI Come in and see the Kawasaki Watercraft we have in stock.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Yamaha's new DV-C6280 can play DVD-Video discs, Video CDs, and standard Compact Discs.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Yamaha's new CD recorder offers a new design, 24x rewrite speeds, and a $300 software bundle.
Yamaha's entry-level Yamaha Portable Keyboard line offers incredible features and performance at an affordable price.
Yamaha's CDC-575 is a very basic five-disc carousel changer, which makes it the least expensive CD changer ever offered by Yamaha.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Joe Buckley 2005-07-08 07:06:10	I have a 1997 yamaha 250 saltwater series... It has a skip getting on a plane. I have tried O2 sensor and stator.
From: Michael Larsen 2008-04-03 14:24:26	Hey experts , i have a yamaha 30AM outboard motor, the number i can find is 689 S016185 can you tell me what year it is ? thank you . Michael

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