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Topic: Yogi

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:The Dalai Lama,  Gandhi
Personality:Spiritual,  Happy
Religion(s):Hindu,  Sikhism,  New Age
Favorite body part(s):Soul
Favorite book(s):"The Art of Happiness" by His Holiness The Dalai Lama
The Karma Sutra
Favorite religious figure(s):Siddhartha Gautama
Interest(s):Astrology
Favorite destination(s):India
Favorite sportsperson(s):Mickey Mantle (baseball),  Joe DiMaggio (baseball),  Ted Williams (baseball)
Membership(s):Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"I'm sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma."
"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." - Henry Kissinger (1923-)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Yogis use something called a yoga sticky matt to keep them from slipping.
The Yogis are not the only ones intrigued by the mysteries of Creation though.
Such pseudo-yogis can be easily recognized.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Yogis in India and Taoists in China had practised Zen long before Zen Buddhism was established.
The Yogis traditionally embrace either the householder path after their training or sometime the monastic life by renouncing the world and becoming a Swami or renounciate.
Siva is the king of yogis calling us to meditate The eternal light shines within when Aum begins to vibrate.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Yogi's Erotic Stories - keep a towel handy.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Yogis are known to achieve enough conscious control of their autonomic nervous system to regulate their heartbeat and metabolism.
 
 
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